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THE Lowly Peon

User Name:thelowlypeon
Member Since:28 July 2006
Birthday:May 5
Hometown:wilmette, il

there are two facts that i am trying my best to accept, but still break my heart:

  • i will never be an old chinese man
  • i will never be able to grow a beard
in time, i hope will be able to come to accept this.

i do not like microsoft.

if you ever want me to get angry, use the words 'i' and 'me' improperly. example: "he told john and i..."
comma misuse, really bothers me too.

i genuinely think i'd be happier if i never had to use microsoft windows ever again.

i like computers. well, more specifically, i like apple computers. if i had a zillion dollars, i'd invest a lot of it in apple.

i like being happy.

i often use the term baseball to disguise the topic of sex. it is also my default conversational piece when i want to change the current topic.

i don't eat meat. but i eat fish. and dairy. so to say i'm a half-assed vegetarian would be an understatement. but i often do just to avoid the whole explanation.

my favorite popsicle color is green.

i am truly fascinated by trains. i think they are beautiful and magnificent. the fact that steam can power thousands of tons of steel blows my mind. if i had my way, i'd travel by train for the rest of my life.