|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
bob dylan wrote his first five star album when he was 18. i am a failure.
my favorite fictional vampire, spike, described love as follows: "you'll never be friends. you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll love each other 'til it kills you. love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. and i may be love's female dog*, but at least i'm man enough to admit it." right on, spike.
there are two facts that i am trying my best to accept, but still break my heart:
i do not like microsoft.
i think it's a shame that most americans really believe that the word "atheist" is synonymous with "evil". just because we don't believe in some mystical being doesn't mean we're bad people.
and religious freedom does not mean freedom between various forms of christianity.
some of my friends say i'm self deprecating. what they don't know is that i generally only tell them the best things about myself.
I write and file TPS reports for a living.
i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise.
i don't particularly like cars. i really don't like cities that require the use of them.
i like computers. well, more specifically, i like apple computers. if i had a zillion dollars, i'd invest a lot of it in apple.