|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
i do not like nuts or other chunks in my brownies, and kindly ask that you never offer them to me. the same goes for jello, fudge, most ice cream, and other things that should be soft.
i like to consider myself a jack of all trades, and in my years i've learned well that i'm a master of none.
for some reason, i really like being near huge bodies of water. i'm really not sure why, but i feel much more comfortable if there's a lake or a river nearby, even if it's a half a mile away
i'm rather lazy. in fact, i tend to forget to finish things before i
this is a little fact about me. how interesting!
i don't particularly like cars. i really don't like cities that require the use of them.
there are two facts that i am trying my best to accept, but still break my heart:
some of my friends say i'm self deprecating. what they don't know is that i generally only tell them the best things about myself.
i often use the term baseball to disguise the topic of sex. it is also my default conversational piece when i want to change the current topic.
'tis i, THE lowly peon! i am a computer geek for a ginormous manufacturing company based in houston. houston is surely not my favorite place on earth, but the company is soon sending me to china! i am very excited about this. i like apple computers, and i like web development. i like good music. if you're curious about specifics, just know that no one has better musical taste than i, unless, of course, it is identical. i'm a big sap for cheeesy love songs. i also like good movies. people tend to disagree with me about what movies are good. i'm also a sucker for sappy love movies. i have an idea of my "best self" (to use ethan hawke's words in before sunset), and sadly, nearly every aspect of that "best self" conflicts with every other aspect. thus, my mind tends to be all over the place. i like to think i'm a jack of all trades, and i'm surely a master of none. and just remember: the sun's not yellow; it's chicken.