THE Lowly Peon

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i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise. - 02 February 2008, 7:48pm

a wise man once told me not to trust anyone with well manicured facial hair. i am twenty-four, and this has proved to be very among the wiser things anyone has ever told me. - 29 June 2009, 1:22am

i am truly fascinated by trains. i think they are beautiful and magnificent. the fact that steam can power thousands of tons of steel blows my mind. if i had my way, i'd travel by train for the rest of my life. - 02 February 2008, 7:54pm

for some reason, i really like being near huge bodies of water. i'm really not sure why, but i feel much more comfortable if there's a lake or a river nearby, even if it's a half a mile away - 20 May 2009, 1:29am

my cute WIFE just got a new unlocked iPhone 3Gs! very exciting. - 23 November 2010, 4:27am

bob dylan wrote his first five star album when he was 18. i am a failure. - 02 February 2008, 7:48pm

i often use the term baseball to disguise the topic of sex. it is also my default conversational piece when i want to change the current topic. - 02 February 2008, 7:51pm

if you ever want me to get angry, use the words 'i' and 'me' improperly. example: "he told john and i..."
comma misuse, really bothers me too. - 02 February 2008, 8:10pm

i am a crumpler. i don't trust folders. - 02 February 2008, 7:45pm

my iphone is currently running 4.2! - 23 November 2010, 4:26am