|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
i genuinely think i'd be happier if i never had to use microsoft windows ever again.
i don't eat meat. but i eat fish. and dairy. so to say i'm a half-assed vegetarian would be an understatement. but i often do just to avoid the whole explanation.
i play guitar. i could not bring my guitar to china, but i hope to find one while i'm here. playing my guitar makes me happy.
my iphone is currently running 4.2!
a wise man once told me not to trust anyone with well manicured facial hair. i am twenty-four, and this has proved to be very among the wiser things anyone has ever told me.
i often use the term baseball to disguise the topic of sex. it is also my default conversational piece when i want to change the current topic.
i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise.
there are two facts that i am trying my best to accept, but still break my heart:
i love my iPhone. if i feel sad, i hold it in my arms and i feel better.
i do not like nuts or other chunks in my brownies, and kindly ask that you never offer them to me. the same goes for jello, fudge, most ice cream, and other things that should be soft.