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Breaking Bad Outtakes (Youtube) - this is hilarious. especially if you take the show as seriously as i do. (thanks saulemander!)...

THE Lowly Peon

User Name:thelowlypeon
Member Since:28 July 2006
Birthday:May 5
Hometown:wilmette, il

i like being happy.

i do not like nuts or other chunks in my brownies, and kindly ask that you never offer them to me. the same goes for jello, fudge, most ice cream, and other things that should be soft.

i play guitar. i could not bring my guitar to china, but i hope to find one while i'm here. playing my guitar makes me happy.

i often use the term baseball to disguise the topic of sex. it is also my default conversational piece when i want to change the current topic.

there are two facts that i am trying my best to accept, but still break my heart:

  • i will never be an old chinese man
  • i will never be able to grow a beard
in time, i hope will be able to come to accept this.

my cute WIFE just got a new unlocked iPhone 3Gs! very exciting.

i like cycling. i do it as often as i can. now that i'm in china, i rarely do. so try not to rub it in. i miss my bikes.

i am a crumpler. i don't trust folders.

i don't eat meat. but i eat fish. and dairy. so to say i'm a half-assed vegetarian would be an understatement. but i often do just to avoid the whole explanation.

i genuinely think i'd be happier if i never had to use microsoft windows ever again.