|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
my cute WIFE just got a new unlocked iPhone 3Gs! very exciting.
if you ever want me to get angry, use the words 'i' and 'me' improperly. example: "he told john and i..."
comma misuse, really bothers me too.
my favorite popsicle color is green.
i would not be upset if google won the net presidential election and eventually took over the world.
I write and file TPS reports for a living.
i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise.
my favorite fictional vampire, spike, described love as follows: "you'll never be friends. you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll love each other 'til it kills you. love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. and i may be love's female dog*, but at least i'm man enough to admit it." right on, spike.
i genuinely think i'd be happier if i never had to use microsoft windows ever again.
i play guitar. i could not bring my guitar to china, but i hope to find one while i'm here. playing my guitar makes me happy.
i am a crumpler. i don't trust folders.