|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
i do not like microsoft.
i'm rather lazy. in fact, i tend to forget to finish things before i
I write and file TPS reports for a living.
if you ever want me to get angry, use the words 'i' and 'me' improperly. example: "he told john and i..."
comma misuse, really bothers me too.
some of my friends say i'm self deprecating. what they don't know is that i generally only tell them the best things about myself.
my cute WIFE just got a new unlocked iPhone 3Gs! very exciting.
i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise.
my favorite fictional vampire, spike, described love as follows: "you'll never be friends. you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll love each other 'til it kills you. love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. and i may be love's female dog*, but at least i'm man enough to admit it." right on, spike.
a wise man once told me not to trust anyone with well manicured facial hair. i am twenty-four, and this has proved to be very among the wiser things anyone has ever told me.
this is a little fact about me. how interesting!