THE Lowly Peon

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my favorite fictional vampire, spike, described love as follows: "you'll never be friends. you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll love each other 'til it kills you. love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. and i may be love's female dog*, but at least i'm man enough to admit it." right on, spike. - 02 February 2008, 8:03pm

i do not like microsoft. - 02 February 2008, 7:38pm

i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise. - 02 February 2008, 7:48pm

i like to consider myself a jack of all trades, and in my years i've learned well that i'm a master of none. - 21 June 2009, 9:10pm

i love my iPhone. if i feel sad, i hold it in my arms and i feel better. - 02 February 2008, 7:53pm

i like computers. well, more specifically, i like apple computers. if i had a zillion dollars, i'd invest a lot of it in apple. - 02 February 2008, 7:37pm

i just purchased an iPhone 4. which means i will have a super new mobile device. even more super, perhaps, than the one i had before. and it's 32gb! - 23 November 2010, 4:27am

i am a crumpler. i don't trust folders. - 02 February 2008, 7:45pm

i am a chicagoan, born and raised, and i'm very proud to say such. although i have much german, irish and english blood, i consider myself to be primarily of belgian descent. and i am exceptionally proud of this. - 02 February 2008, 7:43pm

if "peter pan" had been written around now, they wouldn't have said a fairy dies every time someone says they don't believe in fairies." they would have said "some good in this world dies every time someone uses internet explorer." there are few things that aggravate me more than microsoft internet explorer. i try really hard not to judge people, but if you use IE, i can't help it. please start using a real browser - 02 February 2008, 8:27pm