|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
I write and file TPS reports for a living.
i like being happy.
i often use the term baseball to disguise the topic of sex. it is also my default conversational piece when i want to change the current topic.
i'm very proud of my belgian nose.
i'm rather lazy. in fact, i tend to forget to finish things before i
i play guitar. i could not bring my guitar to china, but i hope to find one while i'm here. playing my guitar makes me happy.
i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise.
i do not like microsoft.
some of my friends say i'm self deprecating. what they don't know is that i generally only tell them the best things about myself.
a wise man once told me not to trust anyone with well manicured facial hair. i am twenty-four, and this has proved to be very among the wiser things anyone has ever told me.