|Member Since:||28 July 2006|
i am a crumpler. i don't trust folders.
i play guitar. i could not bring my guitar to china, but i hope to find one while i'm here. playing my guitar makes me happy.
for some reason, i really like being near huge bodies of water. i'm really not sure why, but i feel much more comfortable if there's a lake or a river nearby, even if it's a half a mile away
i pretend to be able to speak chinese. people who don't know chinese believe me. people who do know chinese are generally too polite to tell anyone otherwise.
I write and file TPS reports for a living.
i like to consider myself a jack of all trades, and in my years i've learned well that i'm a master of none.
my favorite fictional vampire, spike, described love as follows: "you'll never be friends. you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll love each other 'til it kills you. love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. and i may be love's female dog*, but at least i'm man enough to admit it." right on, spike.
my cute WIFE just got a new unlocked iPhone 3Gs! very exciting.
my iphone is currently running 4.2!
bob dylan wrote his first five star album when he was 18. i am a failure.