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THE Lowly Peon


i guess sophomore really does mean wise fool 
27 February 2007, 3:49am

so this weekend at the hotel i work at, there's this group called DECA, which apparently is a ton of high school students in some kind of business competition. anyway, i've had to work my two days off (with good pay, so i'm no complaining), so they could fill up the restaurant.

tonight, i served three tables. THREE. all night. they were huge tables, but still only three.

anyway, as i was filling water on table four, the girl in position four, no more than fourteen, i estimated, asked me: excuse me. can i get your phone number? i stumbled upon a response.

later, the server asked if they were going to college next year. nope. she's a sophomore. i guess i look younger than even i thought

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Saulemander

[27 February 2007]

was she cute?

 

Will

[28 February 2007]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a sophomore in high school? Precious Peter, just precious.

did you give it to her?

 

Saulemander

[28 February 2007]

peter, dont ignore our questions

 

THE Lowly Peon

[28 February 2007]

no, i did not give her my number. though the chef was pretty pissed (as i think he really wanted it). and luke, she was cute in a hands-off-or-you-go-to-jail sort of way. or rather, she was cute in an elementary [school] sort of way

 

Kate

[28 February 2007]

You're a teen heartthrob, Peter!

 

Will

[30 December 2009]

thelowlypeon: How did you turn her down? Like, what did you say to her?

 

THE Lowly Peon

[30 December 2009]

WJerome: i'm not really sure, actually. probably just stumbled on my words and said i'm sorry, i can't. we're actually not allowed to. so aside from being morally disgusting, illegal, and just weird, i'd probably get fired too.