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Reason #8732 It's Awesome Having a Wife 
22 November 2010, 7:26am

It's awesome having a wife. For more reasons than one!

Before we were married:

Peon: Hi girlfriend, want to go to dinner tonight? I really want some delicious, low-effort food!

Girlfriend: What?! It's already 10am! I can't go to dinner because my mom already began preparing. I can pencil you in for next Tuesday?

Peon: Sigh. Okay.

And now that we're married:

Peon: Hi wife! Want to go out to dinner tonight? I really want some delicious, low-effort food!

Wife: Okay!

update
[23 November 2010, 1:38am]

maybe you guys are right — 8732 is a lot.

Last night:

Peon: I'm excited that we're going out for dinner!

Wife: Yes, now I can go shopping all night!

Peon: Pardon?

Wife: There's an H&M in the mall near the restaurant, and a UniQlo, and [trail out because I've already admitted defeat]

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Benji!

[22 November 2010]

Wow! 8732 reasons! That's a lot! I'm still trying to come up with a first.

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Benji!

[22 November 2010]

(just kidding, Keri!)

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Keri

[22 November 2010]

Ha ha, Benj.

But wow, 8732 is a LOT! I'd like to see that whole list sometime. :)

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