Sea Captain Date

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31 January 2011, 1:26am

Arrrrr, this might be the greatest dating site evarrrrr. To join, you need to prove that you are indeed a licensed sea captain.

From time.com:

Ladies, do you find yourselves home alone on a Friday night, staring wistfully out to sea? Do you enjoy assembling tiny ships inside bottles or making sculptures out of driftwood that you find on the beach? Is your widow's walk more like a single's walk? Then NewsFeed has the dating website for you:

SeaCaptainDate.com! The only website dedicated to Sea Captains and the women (or men) who love them.

Some profiles:

"I'm a strong silent-type, with rugged good looks, condo & a Jacuzzi on my boat. I'd like to spend tonight with a somewhat thick, attractive lady. I love both salt and fresh water chicks, 2 scoops of chum and plenty of bait. I can host, wine, dine and throughly entertain. Hit me up with a pic if you're serious."

"Hope you don't mind the honesty - I'm very interested in meeting a nice black woman who is fun, normal, and affectionate, and endowed in the behind. Ideally you have a trunk I can drop my anchor in ;)"

"My style of the week is sea captain goth."

(via mr)